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Last night me & Jelena spent a couple of hours thinking & came up with the PERFECT Dragonball live action movie cast.
We are geniuses. Seriously.
We got a little bit carried away & planned it out all nicely.

THIS IS WHAT THE PERFECT DRAGONBALL FILM LOOKS LIKE:
(I am sad that this is most probably never going to become true)

The cast:


Vegeta: Jason Statham
Son Goku: Christian Bale
Muten Roshi: Jackie Chan
Chichi: Jessica Alba
Bulma: Lucy Liu
Teen Gohan: Milo Ventimiglia
Future Trunks/Teen Trunks: Chad Michael Murray
Teen Goten: Zac Efron
Kuririn a.k.a. Krillin: Seth Green
Tien Shin Han: Vin Diesel
Chiaotzu: Jordan Prentice
Piccolo: James Marsters
Nail: James Marsters
Yamchu a.k.a. Yamcha: Jensen Ackles
Mr. Satan a.k.a. Hercule: Hugh Laurie
Videl: Natalie Portman
C18 a.k.a. #18: Eliza Dushku
C17 a.k.a. #17: Jared Leto
Bardock: Hugh Jackman
King Vegeta: Johnny Depp
Freezer a.k.a. Frieza: Robert Pattinson
Zarbon: Orlando Bloom
Dordoria: Kevin James
Ginyu Force: Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Verne Troyer, The Rock
Radditz: Viggo Mortensen
Nappa: Edward Norton
Kaio a.k.a. King Kai: Anthony Hopkins
Kaioshin: Angelina Jolie
God a.k.a. Kami: Morgan Freeman
Mr. Popo: Chris Rock
Yajirobi a.k.a. Yajirobe: Jack Black
Announcer guy: Colin Farrell
Cell: David Boreanaz
Oob: some son of Will Smith
Boo 3 a.k.a. Kid Boo: some son of Will Smith
Boo 2 a.k.a. the version of Boo that absorbs everybody: Will Smith
Boo 1 a.k.a. Majin/Fat Boo: James Avery
Babidi: Warwick Davis
Dr. Gero: Jack Nicholson
Tarble (Vegeta's brother): Taylor Lautner

(Teen Trunks & Teen Goten will not get much screentime. Maybe they can be seen during the last 5 minutes of the last film. Same goes for Tarble.)


Further information:


The film will be directed by Peter Jackson.
Producers will be Steven Spielberg, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, the Wachowski Brothers & Disney.

The soundtrack will be composed by Bruce Faulconer, Hans Zimmer & James Newton Howard & will be performed, arranged & edited by Scott Morgan. That Morganstudios guy. He's AWESOME.
The theme song will be called "Fight". It's gonna be performed by 30 Seconds To Mars, Britney Spears, Will Smith, Tenacious D & James Marsters.
The music video will be directed by Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Zack Snyder & Frank Miller.
(Think Sin City & 300 style)
The video will include scenes from the movie & fighting scenes between the performers mentioned above. At the end there will be a scene where Britney Spears & Will Smith are fighting each other. They charge towards each other, look into each other's eyes, CUT to another scene, we see Will Smith & Britney Spears dancing while 30STM, Tenacious D & James Marsters perform the song. You know, instruments and stuff.

There will be deals with Sony, Starbucks, Subway & Johnny&Associates. You know, product placement and such.
(Arashi & Kanjani8 will have cameos as spectators during tournaments)

The arena where all the tournaments will take place will be called Birdstorm Arena. It will be located on the 8th Street.
(Get it? Get it? If you get it you get virtual cookies. getgetget.)

During the credits out-takes will be shown, after the credits there'll be an additional scene, foreshadowing the next movie.

All in all there will be 3 films (maybe more), the main villains being Freezer, Cell & Boo, respectively.

The movie will span many genres, including action, comedy, romance, horror.
Maybe there'll be a musical, too.

When it comes out on DVD there will be a normal edition & a superspecial limited edition, both also on Blu-Ray. Later there'll be the Uncut Director's Cut edition, regular & limited. There'll also be Collector's editions & Steelbook editions etc etc.
Same goes for the Soundtrack albums & the title song.
Regular edition, limited special editions with various bonus tracks, a super special bonus track if you download via iTunes, you get the idea.

There'll be all kinds of merchandising. Omg, the merchandise. Awesome. There will be EVERYTHING.

Oh, and Toriyama will have a cameo. He'll be a Starbucks clerk.


I originally wanted to provide pictures for every character & actor, but that would require quite an amount of googling & uploading and oh well.

And yes. We ARE serious about this.


The original Notes Of Doom:

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